Christmas is a time to rejoice, relax and party. When we go past any
familiar face on Xmas day, we wish him or her "Merry Christmas." Why do
we say these words? Simply because we want to express our greetings to
those we know. In this way we wish that they can spend the coming days
with happiness. But why do we wish so on the Christmas Day? It is
because the day is special. On 25th December, Lord Christ was born. This
is the sole reason why we all rejoice and consequently wish happiness
in turn.
But the question comes, when will this day become happy for you? There
are many reasons of stress among people. This alone will not allow us to
rejoice this special day. That's why we need jokes to be cracked during
Yule, which will ease the ambience and make us laugh. There are several
special jokes that are meant especially for Christmas. These Christmas
jokes will surely be able to tickle our funny bone. While telling a
Christmas joke, you can make it hilarious by wearing funny dresses.
Now, let us consider an example of such a joke related to the Lord.
Joke 1: A judge asked an accused, "What is your fault?" The guy replied
"I was only shopping sir. My only fault was that I was a bit early for
shopping. The judge was surprised. He asked surprisingly, "Is that
illegal? I didn't know that. By the way, how early was it that you were
shopping?" The accused replied, "A bit too early I suppose as the store
was yet to open then."
Joke 2: Bob and Billy had a dream of
building an ice skating rink in their pasture. So, after much ado, they
were able to complete it. One day a shepherd was going through the place
with his herd of sheep. As the way was taking him a lot of time, he
decided to take a shortcut. So, he entered the pasture with his sheep.
Once he started to cross the ice skating rink, his herd of sheep got
scared and refused to move. This is when the shepherd started pulling
them. When Bob looked at them from quite a distance, he called Billy and
told him "Have you seen that man? He is pulling wool over that ice."
Joke
3: Before Xmas, two brothers went to their grandmother's house and
spent the night there. During night, just before going to bed, both of
them knelt down for prayer. At the time of praying, they closed their
eyes. While keeping eyes shut, one of the brothers said prayers loudly
asking Santa Claus to bring a Will for him. In addition, he also asked
for a new bike and a telescope. While one brother was praying aloud, the
other brother asked him to pray quietly because Lord is not deaf.
Listening to this, the other brother said, "Yes, I know brother that God
is not deaf, but Grandma is deaf. Isn't it?"
These are some of the examples of Christmas jokes.
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